Emotional Card with Josh Harris – “Whipped Guy!”
Here’s what I’ve learned from today’s America: If you can’t convince people with the facts, well shoot… play the emotional card!
That’s why we have our special segment, “The Emotional Card with Josh Harris”!
Josh Harris: Thanks Brad. Well, we’ve talked a lot about “the emotional card”; and how you can use certain tricks of the trade to influence people that might not agree with you, or get them to change their point of view.
Well, I want to be very cautious and let you know that if you play the emotional card too much, and let your emotions take over, it can devastate your life! It can really put you in a handicap in certain relationships.
And that’s what this song is about…
“Whipped” Music Video:
(Josh’s friends knocking on apartment door. Josh answers)
Josh: Guys, why are you so outta breath?
Carter: Dude, you’re not gonna believe this… hit ‘im with it, Tito!
Tito: I was the 90th caller on La Mega radio station, and guess what I won! Three court side tickets to the Lakers game!
Carter: And guess who’s coming with us, bro!
Tito and Carter: You are!!
Josh: Guys, I’m flattered by the offer. But I’m staying in with the lady tonight watching the season finale of Project Runway. It’s the final episode, and we think it’s gonna be a nail-biter!
Carter: Yo,Tito… Is this boy kidding me right now, bro?
Tito: Yo why are you so whipped, ese?
I met this girl one night and I think that she might be an angel sent from above to rescue me,
From my manly lifestyle. Yes, I belonged in the wild,
Until she made me over.
Before I met her, I was in a nasty state, Eating cereal off of a paper plate.
I looked unshaved and deranged, Sometimes strangers would give me change.
Until she cleaned up my show
Cuz I’m a whipped guy!
This should be celebrated
Cuz I am now domesticated
Because of your advice,
I now like Jazzercise!
Can I hang with the guys tonight? No.
You save me from myself, that is why I’m not complaining
And I think holding your purse is great weight training
Why would I go to the bars when there’s Dancing with the Stars?
You always hold the remote.
You’ve taught me so many things that make me feel empowered.
Like real men can throw a “Football / Baby Shower”
I don’t need to camp with my friends. I’d rather do a juice cleanse
Let’s grab our weight grass and go!
Cuz I’m a whipped guy!
This should be celebrated
Cuz I am now domesticated
Because of your advice,
I now like Jazzercise!
I’d be living with my mama if it wasn’t for you.
Before you found me, I got my silverware from Wendy’s
This is my “Thank you”
(Thanks for whipping me!)
Brad: I gotta say that’s… that’s hard to watch, Josh. Maybe you can clarify?
Josh: Well, I would like to, but I’ve actually got to go pick up Midol for my special lady.
Brad: Okay, so this song is a true story. All right, I’m not touching you… but, off you go! Okay… go hug something on the way out. That’s Josh Harris with “The Emotional Card”!