The Daren Streblow Comedy Show Mini-Cast 24: Know It All Guy Takes On Leftovers

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When it comes to clearing out your fridge of all the random leftovers from meals gone by, how do you know what’s still good versus what needs to be pitched?

The Know It All Guy chimes in with these words of advice:

1) A cracked egg should be thrown away immediately. Especially if you begin to see a beak or feathers poking through.

2) All FDA approved cartons of eggnog will transform into a natural organic Chia Pet after January 3.

3) Generally speaking, milk has spoiled when it begins to appear like yogurt. Yogurt has spoiled when it begins to appear like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese has spoiled when it begins to appear like regular cheese. And regular cheese is nothing more than spoiled milk anyway. So, basically when it comes to dairy products, you can just wait out the process.

4) If wild coyotes converge around your home whenever you simply open the refrigerator door, it’s time to throw the meat out.

5) Lastly, the Know It All Guy recommends leaving a hamster in your fridge as a freshness gauge.

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