Coffee snobs can tell the difference between quality coffee and bad coffee – and are notoriously unapologetic about it.  The difference between good coffee and the bad stuff is similar to the difference between a quality steak and rancid beef.

Sadly – in general – church coffee falls under the category of “bad coffee”.  It’s not that churches don’t have access to good coffee, it’s just that they love crummy coffee.  Church people love coffee that’s basically taking two or three stale beans and gingerly dipping them into five gallons of lukewarm water until it’s barely light-brown in color.  Too much coffee bean infused into the mix apparently ruins that robust taste of warm water!

Fishes could survive for months swimming in church coffee!

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