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Today’s first issue on the docket: Going Green!
We hear a lot about going green. But, come on folks, what does it mean? When I was a kid, we had a Jolly Green Giant… which was good. Because, if you ever find yourself alone in a dark alley with a giant, you better pray he’s jolly!
We had a talking green frog… that was in love with a pig.
That’s right, we were way ahead of the transgender folks! We saw that coming in the 60’s!
So, what am I saying?
Basically, going green, back in the day, only meant one thing: you were a freak of some kind, a giant, or a pig loving frog!
Well, guess what? Those who are extremists still have a freakish nature. And, if we go, the planet doesn’t give a rip. Because it doesn’t know we left. People disappear, and the planet’s still hanging around, making hurricanes, and earthquakes, and forest fires… and eventually, the lizard people from below the center of the earth will come out and repopulate.
What? None of you have seen Land of the Lost?
Now, God expects us to honor our environment because He gave it to us. That was in Genesis. (I mean the post-Genesis, after Peter Gabriel)
And the “green people” have become cult-like fanatics which never turns out well:
(“News Archive”): Religious leader, Jim Jones, took 900 followers to a remote island and had them drink poisoned Kool-Aid. They all died. Tithing dropped dramatically the following week.
Leave it to Jim Jones to ruin Kool-Aid for everybody!
I’ll tell you what will keep you from littering again: Sweep up a parking lot after closing. Once your eco footprint steps in a used diaper over a smashed beer bottle, “Give a Hoot Don’t Pollute” just isn’t strong enough language!
Wait a minute. If nature is our “mom”, she needs to be a better example. She litters all the time. Look at all the tree branches she scatters around the forest, making it hard for us to find the asphalt hiking paths we made to honor our being out in nature. Every stinking fall, she throws her leaves everywhere, and then I have to clean them up because she’s too lazy to do it herself!
Bring down lighting from heaven, mother!
Alright, so let me get this straight… cuz I don’t want to put my trash in the wrong bin, and cause the trash to feel bad about itself.
Black can for trash. Blue for recycling. Green for greens. Red for dismembered bodies. Orange for stuff you bought in Florida and decided to throw away. Turquoise for things for eBay and Craigslist. Pink and blue speckled ampersand sign for transgendered trash. (That’s right… paper that identifies as a banana peel)
So, in conclusion, some of you may be thinking, “Hey, we’re all on this planet together and we are all entitled to our own point of view. What… do you think your philosophy is better than a green-lovin’-recycle-fanatic-big-government-espousing-worshipper-of-nature? Huh?!”
Yeah… pretty much.
It is time for Truth vs. The World, where true stories are exposed so we can laugh and mock them when they need to be so people can grow up and actually deal with truth!
Here is a true story about the world we live in and why it’s a problem:
The daughter of the 8th richest man in the world, Georgina Bloomberg, flew to Puerto Rico on a private jet to rescue 30 stray dogs.
I guess that Sarah McLachlan song got to her!
The 30 dogs on the tiny island of Vieques were flown to the Palm Beach International Airport. (The mail men of Vieques thank you, by the way.) The dogs ended up on the island by flying on a commercial airline originally bound for Kankakee, Illinois.
The dogs were described as “living in poverty”.
Is this a social issue now?
Obviously most dogs live in poverty, still I bet they didn’t pay for that with a credit card!
Georgina flew on a private jet to pick up some dogs, isn’t she concerned about the exhaust and carbon footprint she’s leaving?
When asked if all the dogs would fit comfortable on the Jet she replied, “Of course! There is plenty of room in the overhead compartments!”
Bloomberg’s daughter said she was put on this earth to do good to animals… not humans… not unborn babies… not even starving children or people whose lives were destroyed by disasters… but animals.
As you know on this show we like to make fun of ideas and thoughts because we feel like liberty belongs to us, too. But, we do try to cut to the chase.
What are we really dealing with here?
As much as we love our pets, they do not have the imprint of the Creator on their souls… because they don’t have souls.
Well, maybe that’s the issue, that imprint has been marred in the soul of humanity, so we begin to rescue pets instead of people.
In studio with me, once again, sitting in for my dad is Executive Producer of the e2 media network, Joel Fieri with Real Stuff My Boss Says.
Now, just like my dad has his “Rod-isms” – pearls of wisdom that he passes on to people, Joel has is own “Joel-isms”, many of which he discusses in The Big Picture Podcast. One of these golden nuggets is the question:
Who really means it?
To be fully transparent, Joel got the phrase from author Mark Steyn in an article that he wrote regarding many of the challenges that our culture faces, including Islamic fundamentalism, terrorism, and politically correct leftism. Mark’s idea is that the culture that “means it” eventually wins. Whichever side has the greater commitment to their ideology and are willing to go all out for it will be the worldview that wins.
But it’s more than just bravery.
According to Joel, to “mean it” requires a quiet, cultural confidence – not necessarily confrontational – but the ability to stand firm in our convictions.
So, what’s the big deal? Is today’s Christian culture really being attacked?
Not really, according to Joel. More so, it’s God, Himself. It’s His role as creator and Authority who is larger than us.
It takes a very convicted person to stand up for God. But, lucky for us, He doesn’t need it. He can stand on His own. It’s simply up to us to decide which side of the battle line we will take our place on.
But don’t mistake courageously “meaning it” for passion. You bring your bravery with you, but you don’t let it lead in your activities. Passionate, unbridled courage is like a fire that gets you heated up and gets you going, but it doesn’t lead and direct you. Conviction is what you know. It’s what drives you and directs you, and it drives you even further when fueled by your courage.
But, it’s tough to keep your passion in check. Especially when you see your culture going in a different direction than where you think it should be headed (assuming you think along these lines). But even if you’re not one to stand up and rally for a cultural shift, perhaps you’re concerned about the direction that our nation is headed. If that’s too tall of an order, you are probably concerned about the direction your family, especially the lives of your children are headed.
Either way, it’s the strength of your conviction that will either sustain you in standing your ground or cause you to take a step backward when faced with a challenge to what you believe.
But, is there a point where you stop having a positive influence on your culture and even though you may have the best of intentions and even have the truth on your side, you end up becoming a clanging cymbal instead of an agent of change?
Is it possible to strike a balance between “meaning it” and being filled with conviction and being an effective change agent?
Joel refers to the Bible where it says over and over again that in a room full of darkness, light is going to be offensive, causing people to cringe. The light is going to feel harsh and offend their sensibilities. This doesn’t mean that we should change or dim the light. Actually, we shouldn’t measure the validity of truth by the response that the world offers us. Instead, we should introspectively and constantly do a “compass check” and make sure that we are still lined up with God’s truth.
You see, if we try to make the Word of God attractive to the world, we often unintentionally compromise truth. Do that enough and we’ll lose our ability and credibility to actually stand our ground.
So what does it look like to live like we mean it? Turn on the news and you can see what it looks like when a jihadist lives like he means it. But what about us?
We need to be unwavering. We need to be confident, knowing that what we know is what the world needs – even if they find it offensive. And we need to know that we are on the winning team – God’s team.
We also need to start at home as well as how you behave while no one is watching. We need to take an active role in knowing what it is that our children are being taught. Even to the point of being teachers, ourselves (not necessarily academically, but definitely when it comes to their character). We need to keep our Christian values at the forefront of our minds and our behaviors when it comes to interacting with our neighbors and coworkers. We need to be willing to take a stand and not wait for “the next issue” before we do, lest we condition ourselves to continue to compromise or bury our heads in the sand.
One example of this personal “meaning it” is the value that each of us places on our own integrity. Let’s be honest, each of us has a price. Most of us just haven’t definitively put that price tag on it yet. But, if the $9.50 that it would cost to sneak your child into a movie is the price of your integrity, so be it. If your integrity is actually worth $350, or the price of a Disneyland Annual Pass for your toddler who still look like a baby, there you go. But if your integrity is worth much more than that, then live like it does. Make decisions as if it does.
And keep in mind that these “micro-decisions” in our personal lives do accumulate and reveal the character and values of each of us, our families, our churches, and our culture over time, not just pertaining to integrity, but also social issues, economic issues, and global humanitarian issues.