Brad Stine: If there is anything that the intolerant has learned from the cultural narrative of America, it’s simply this: You don’t have to have the facts. All you have to do to win a debate is to pull out the Emotional Card.
Which brings me to my buddy, Josh Harris!
Josh Harris: Thanks, Brad. You know, you bring up a very important point. And I can take things to another level. If you truly want to win someone over to your side and agree with your point of view… especially a lady… and really connect with her on a heart-to-heart level, all you have to do is leave her a voicemail over an R&B track!
Like this (R&B track begins):
Oh yeah, Georgiana… I saw you at the Humane Society, girl.
You were looking A-B-C-D-lightful!
Did we take a science class together?
Because I know we had chemistry.
Let’s do this…
Girl, I saw you at the kennel, didn’t know what to do.
You were looking so fly the moment that I saw you.
We didn’t get to talking, but I ain’t worried.
Cuz a poker player never shows his hand too early.
I didn’t make a move, but I knew you’d let me in.
I stepped back, stayed relaxed, got your number from a friend.
You’re a thief in the night who has just been caught.
Like a cardiac arrest, cuz you stole my heart.
Be my sun, my moon, my end, my beginning
Girl, if you weren’t in my world, the earth would stop spinning.
Your heart is melting in the palm of my hand.
You’re dying to know, “Who’s this mystery man?!”
I’m the last guy that you’ll ever cherish.
Here’s a little secret, my name’s…
Phone Service Operator: You have reached the maximum time permitted for recording your message. Your message has been sent. Goodbye.
Josh: NOOOO!! I was so close!
It is time for Truth vs. The World, where true stories are exposed so we can laugh and mock them when they need to be so people can grow up and actually deal with truth!
Here is a true story about the world we live in and why it’s a problem:
The daughter of the 8th richest man in the world, Georgina Bloomberg, flew to Puerto Rico on a private jet to rescue 30 stray dogs.
I guess that Sarah McLachlan song got to her!
The 30 dogs on the tiny island of Vieques were flown to the Palm Beach International Airport. (The mail men of Vieques thank you, by the way.) The dogs ended up on the island by flying on a commercial airline originally bound for Kankakee, Illinois.
The dogs were described as “living in poverty”.
Is this a social issue now?
Obviously most dogs live in poverty, still I bet they didn’t pay for that with a credit card!
Georgina flew on a private jet to pick up some dogs, isn’t she concerned about the exhaust and carbon footprint she’s leaving?
When asked if all the dogs would fit comfortable on the Jet she replied, “Of course! There is plenty of room in the overhead compartments!”
Bloomberg’s daughter said she was put on this earth to do good to animals… not humans… not unborn babies… not even starving children or people whose lives were destroyed by disasters… but animals.
As you know on this show we like to make fun of ideas and thoughts because we feel like liberty belongs to us, too. But, we do try to cut to the chase.
What are we really dealing with here?
As much as we love our pets, they do not have the imprint of the Creator on their souls… because they don’t have souls.
Well, maybe that’s the issue, that imprint has been marred in the soul of humanity, so we begin to rescue pets instead of people.